#incorrect forever quotes

[disaster-magician]

Angsty teenage shenanigans have me so hyped

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[rhetorical-conscience]

Regulus: I don't deserve your love.

James: No, Reg, don't say that! You deserve all the love in the world!

Regulus: You know that's not true, Pott-

James: You can only accept mine, though.

Regulus:

James: I get jealous easily.

[redroses07]

destiel my babies

[bisasterbuckley]

911 as text posts 57/?

[cod-dump]

Soap: Ghost, what's "liar" spelt backwards?

Ghost: ...rail?

Soap: Me?

Gaz: I sincerely hope a train rails you both.

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Y/N: Imagine if we get wings when we go to heaven.

Jeff: Mine better be honey BBQ if that’s the case.

[writingbluerose]

Ace : Why do you always keep that portrait in your room?

Deuce : Not that we'd judge you Yuu, but we're just curious

Yuu : ...hm, I mean I don't know but... It kind of makes me feel safe

Ace : Huh

later that night

Yuu : *fell asleep at their desk, studying*

Skully : *happily humming a tune while putting a blanket on them* Sleep well my dear friend

[caleohateclub]

Ghost of Elpenor: And then tell Odysseus "but why do you care? So many deaths happen under your reign!"

Perimedes: Look, buddy, I'm gonna be honest, I don't think your verse is gonna make it in. I just don't think he cares about you as much as he cares about Polites and his mom.

GoE: But isn't he curious as to why we sang' 558 men' and not '557 men'??

Perimedes: Nah, he's pretty bad with numbers.

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

no offense to all the regulus lovers on here but like everytime i see the marauders era content with people trying to shove him into everything my eye twitches like sometimes we are talking about CANON.

a tiktok about how effie has two sons sirius and james and the comments are all like AnD rEguLus

a jily thing and it’s all like this but jegulus brother EUGHHHHH. james and lily did not die for this

someone praising sirius for breaking away from his family’s ideas or running away BuT hE LeFt rEgGie bro SHXHSNSNDN

istg i saw a tiktok ranking the strongest/best characters of the universe and tell me whyyyy they sneaked regulus on hereeeee

my brother in christ this man wasn’t that important ENOUGHHHHH

you can’t read ANYTHING marauders related anywhere without this man being more important than like lily enough

[babygirl-diaz]

Chimney: Nice sweater, Buck. You lose a bet or something? Buck: Eddie's gotten into crotcheting and is making all sorts of things now, including this sweater Chimney: So you didn't lose a bet, you just lost to love? Buck: It's not that bad Chimney: It looks like a cat threw up on its own puke. Eddie: Hey fellas. What's going on? Buck: Chimney loved this sweater. Now he wants one exactly like this one so we can be twins! Eddie: *practically bouncing on his feet* I'll make you one! Chimney: You really don't have to. Eddie: Don't be silly, Chim, I got you! A sweater that looks like a cat threw up on its own puke? How can you resist, right? Chimney: *gulps* Right.

[ktkat99]

Dick- I am the oldest

Tim, pouring espresso instead of water into the coffee maker- We know

Dick- I'm in charge

Jason, rewiring his helmet bomb- We know

Dick- I'm responsible for making sure you guys don't die

Damian, poking Jon with a stick to test his tolerance for being annoyed- We know

Dick- I'll say that again, I'm responsible for making sure you guys don't die

Tim, pouring the new espresso back into the machine again- Is this going somewhere

Dick, in tears- Please make this easier. Why are you like this?

Damian, hovering fifteen feet in the air by a very annoyed Kryptonian child, shrugging- I do not believe anything can kill me

Jason, adding a taser function to the helmet- I WAS killed. And I came back. I don't believe anything can KEEP me dead.

Tim, chugging the coffee that is now strong enough to break Bane's spine- Does it honestly look like I care at this point?

[disaster-magician]

Imagine this takes place at the end of step 2 so they're close enough to joke around with each other lol

(Fake screenshots! These are fan made based on incorrect quotes and not in the game)

[moeblob]

Someone pointed out "Alex is the glass half full guy and Shane is the glass half empty but he's working on it guy" and so true.

I think Alex is a finger guns kind of guy and I have nothing to support this claim but I'm gonna stand my ground on it. (Alex also just kinda lost on if the blushing or the tearing up is more important and did HE PERSONALLY mess up saying this because he sure as heck doesn't know.)

[aespades]

So, two in one day. This will probably never happen again. But I love making comics. Let me know if you'd want to see more.

[yourlovergorl]

Natasha: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Wanda: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Yelena: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Y/n: Guys.

[embersareout9]

Mav: God won't let me die. Or get fired. Ice: I'm God.